Saturday, 4 February 2012

This is the Parish 9 o’clock News

Bong! B21 to compile a heritage walk: memories of councillors pist and present - History.

Bong! Single mum finds image of @WilsonChowdhry on a slice of toast – Miracle.

Bong! @WilsonChowdhry finds image of @Wesstreeting on a slice of toast – Tantrum.

Bong! West Field United avoid mauling by Lions after being rolled over in mid-week by the Tractor Boys - head for the Premier League – Welcome.

Bong! BHR Trust to be bailed out by bloke with no money! Now that is a Miracle!

Bong! Local Police Sergeant to jump out of plane – mad but charitable.

Bong! Old Speckled Hen banned in clubhouse due to complaint from Mrs Harperson who has never visited before and is unlikely to do so again - FHM

Bong! The collapse of a building in Ilford was due to “Earth Movements and the Pole Shift” – Science

Bong! Concentration of Higgs Boson particles found at Town hall – suggests the Mythical Ilford Postcode IGB may exist after all - Science

12 comments:

  1. Hatty Harperson opposes Top Totty only because she knows she is not and never has been.

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    1. But I thought she was a "has been"?
      Has been found wanting ....

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    2. Wanting maybe, but getting??????

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  2. Who are the "pist" Councillors?

    I think you should name names!!

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  3. Wilson? Toast? That's not news.....How very dare you!!

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    1. Wilson? What - Harold or Bob?

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    2. They're all Legends ...

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    3. Well the two I've named are......the other one might be a legend in his own lunch box.

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    4. Perhaps he's a leg end - either a Foot or half an Arse?

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